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What if the narrator from the first Hades is Chronos and that’s why he can talk to you during the main game flashbacks, maybe even cause them? Zag does call him old man
What if bc Zagreus feels like he knows Chronos and has talked to him during the events of first game (bc zag does respond to the narration) he talks to the imprisoned Chronos and makes a deal with him that goes absolutely fuckin wrong causing whatever is happening in hades 2?
(Absolutely just spitballing ideas to quell the Hades 2 energy, also if anyone has made this theory before - oops mb)
Wasn’t the narrator implied to be Homer, though?
Homer Simpson isn’t in Hades sorry
Wrong fucko
Homer Simpson is already in Hades sorry
What if the narrator from the first Hades is Chronos and that’s why he can talk to you during the main game flashbacks, maybe even cause them? Zag does call him old man
What if bc Zagreus feels like he knows Chronos and has talked to him during the events of first game (bc zag does respond to the narration) he talks to the imprisoned Chronos and makes a deal with him that goes absolutely fuckin wrong causing whatever is happening in hades 2?
(Absolutely just spitballing ideas to quell the Hades 2 energy, also if anyone has made this theory before - oops mb)
Wasn’t the narrator implied to be Homer, though?
Homer Simpson isn’t in Hades sorry
What if the narrator from the first Hades is Chronos and that’s why he can talk to you during the main game flashbacks, maybe even cause them? Zag does call him old man
What if bc Zagreus feels like he knows Chronos and has talked to him during the events of first game (bc zag does respond to the narration) he talks to the imprisoned Chronos and makes a deal with him that goes absolutely fuckin wrong causing whatever is happening in hades 2?
(Absolutely just spitballing ideas to quell the Hades 2 energy, also if anyone has made this theory before - oops mb)
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Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception,